January 2012
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Tips for Success on New Year's Eve
Tip #1 - Just because you hated last year, doesn’t mean everyone else did too
For many of you, New Year’s Eve isn’t so much a celebration as it is a funeral. It is a perfect way to say good-bye with a big fuck you to the previous year that nearly killed you or made you want to kill yourself. For the other half of the population, this is a much more hopeful night with positive...
December 2011
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Tips for Success During the Holidays
Tip #1 - Fuck it
All year long you’re doing the right thing, drinking in moderation, eating healthy, trying to impress people, pretending you care, working hard for little money, suffering through endless early mornings, conference calls with assholes, terrible dates with terrible people that lead to regrettable sex, family phone calls to hear how disappointed they are in you, missed...
An Open Letter to Apple
Apple, considering the light from your devices is the only source of light my face absorbs 94.7% of the day, everyday, it would be awesome if you added some UV rays in your screens to keep me from looking so pastey. Thanks much.
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Tips to Success in Life
Tip #2 - Never Commit To Anything Early
Never commit to anything too soon except committing to not committing to anything too soon. This little gem of advice is a double win.
First, when you do not say “yes” right away you leave open the possibility to do something much, much better. Once you say yes and lock in that commitment you instantly close the door on so many of life’s...
Atheist billboard refutes notion U.S. founded on... →
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Tips to Success in Life
Tip #1 - Be a douche bag some of the time
Look around you. Notice something? If you are looking in the right places you’ll see that some very successful people whether it is in business, in the arts or in having the hottest boyfriend/girlfriend you’ve ever seen all have something in common. Maybe not all of the time, but definitely some of the time these people are douche bags.
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