Tips for Success in the Entertainment Industry
Tip #11 - Never accept a good job offer
This tip is simple - avoid any well paying, stable and chock full of benefits job opportunity. A huge part of your drive and determination will be the fact that you can’t buy nice things, pay your bills or enjoy something as simple as the sunshine because you have no idea where your next meal will come from.
Instead of fearing a make out session with a hottie in a bar because you can’t afford health insurance to get rid of whatever you might catch you should embrace pathetic circumstances like these. You’re not only learning a valuable life lesson about the horrors of poverty, but also building that insatiable desire to get the fuck out of your miserable life and into one filled with fame, money, power and celebrity friends.
Similar to the complications of food addiction where an individual must still ingest food to live, you too will need to have some kind of job providing only the bare minimum compensation to avoid homelessness or death from malnutrition. This probably sounds like a tricky balance right now, but trust me it’s easy as long as long you know the warning signs of jobs to avoid. If any aspect of the opportunity before you provides some level of excitement, relief, confidence or hope for the future run for the hills. The second you take a job that conjures up one or all of these feelings is the same second you’ve ensured you’ll never be rubbing nutsacks with P. Diddy or breaking up with Scarlett Johansson to date a porn star.
Misery now. Orgasmic joy later.
